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There is no better feeling than throwing this at the head of unsuspecting students in an intense game.

When your wife makes you get a veggie sub

I went to the Kmart in Union Square and bought a Cherry Coke and a box of S’Mores Pop Tarts in a fit of McCain-presidency-induced anxiety.

Pretty sure christmas day is the worst birthday—mine is the 25th and my sister is the 26th. Now that I think about it, hers might be the worst and its on a Canadian holiday.

I thought Drew wrote this until I saw where you use italics instead of all caps to make a point

What a bunch of faggots

does that make Jared the Bernie Fine of coaching?

Only a bite from Luis Suarez could cause this kind of magical powers

Even if you don’t like Gin, try it

You may not agree with his stance on everything, but you have to love him. What a day.

I told a bunch of people I know that Saban’s daughter pooped on my chest and they believed me. If he found out that she actually did, I feel like that he would be kind of mad and then maybe be okay with it. Do you agree?

Bill Belichick always has to look so casual

an expensive insurance package

Whose disgusting football chin is this?

Batman uses non lethal force and little bat ninja stars and body armor while Superman shoots lasers out of his eyes and can fly. Batman should be deat within 30min of the movie starting

Show your face you Cowherd

Its probably something anti-gay. ChrisJans will never change

What's the better barometer for a good poop: One wipe or one flush?

Was the sandwich a cheeseburger?

Nice moves