And I always thought the browns were stupid, lazy, and late all the time. Looks like I was wrong

Ummmmm what about the Great White Ninja

Would it be the first MTV host to run as president?

not enjoying herself

I commented how Reid's and Williams's SATs combined surpassed Ferry's and Laettner's.

Comcast is, of course, "investigating this thoroughly."

Camping, hiking, and fishing kind of makes it unlikely a hipster put it in a can

He needs to get Charles Barkley to help him out with his swing

That's almost as cool as my cubicle. But I have a little basketball goal so I think mine is better

But then he realized that Golden Tate didn't have it, so he was relieved

"We obviously wanted to get him medical treatment."

"But the reality is that we can't teach our children the stuff we've figured out."

I know what you mean

I really can't tell if he is being serious or just wants the attention.

He takes his shirt off when he takes a shit too?

ts the ghost of Julius Hodge coming back to get even his nut punch

Man that sucks. Now there's no way these guys are going to get their 30 day NBA contracts

He prefers to let his teammate do the talking

Can't we just get one of Burneko's list instead of this bracket? I feel like that would simplify everything

I'm not even close to the blizzard, can I still do all of this stuff?