This guys must be really, really serious if he wrote it in all caps, right Drew?

Would you like to watch my man Lars rollerblade

I think his teammate is making the decisions in this relationship

Aren't you supposed to just remove the scalp?

Oh, BJ?

This would be way better with a Cartmaaannnn-brah commentary

Jim- Have you copyrighted that poop textured font yet? If not, you should

Depends on the state but here is a good guess:

and no link to the video?

7 p.m. — WGN — Black Hawk Down

Sounds like a normal night out with John Daly

Manningface has just made an appearance in the NHL

I just thought it was part of the Cowboys vs Packers photo gallery

Even if he was going for the gina, he got a nose full of butthole. Gross

Kevin Sumlin is over the Hill

I think I'll let the deadspin staff have my hall of fame vote on this one

Did anyone else look really hard at the computer screen for a nipple?

You should compare it to a worthy opponent. Hardees 1/2 lb mushroom and swiss

I just hope he got one of these