"We obviously wanted to get him medical treatment."

"But the reality is that we can't teach our children the stuff we've figured out."

I know what you mean

I can't wait until someone posts revenge porn of him in the prison showers

I really can't tell if he is being serious or just wants the attention.

He takes his shirt off when he takes a shit too?

ts the ghost of Julius Hodge coming back to get even his nut punch

I don't get why someone would even want that drawn on their face. I mean he could have just held up a piece of paper.

Astronomers took a look at the 900 objects now known as "yellowballs" and came up with an answer.

Man that sucks. Now there's no way these guys are going to get their 30 day NBA contracts

He prefers to let his teammate do the talking

Can't we just get one of Burneko's list instead of this bracket? I feel like that would simplify everything

I'm not even close to the blizzard, can I still do all of this stuff?

Is there any good reason for the medieval armor? I mean other than his name being Ivan

This seems like something IKEA would have

This guys must be really, really serious if he wrote it in all caps, right Drew?

Would you like to watch my man Lars rollerblade

I think his teammate is making the decisions in this relationship

Aren't you supposed to just remove the scalp?

Oh, BJ?