This would be way better with a Cartmaaannnn-brah commentary

Jim- Have you copyrighted that poop textured font yet? If not, you should

Depends on the state but here is a good guess:

and no link to the video?

7 p.m. — WGN — Black Hawk Down

Sounds like a normal night out with John Daly

Manningface has just made an appearance in the NHL

I just thought it was part of the Cowboys vs Packers photo gallery

Even if he was going for the gina, he got a nose full of butthole. Gross

Kevin Sumlin is over the Hill

I think I'll let the deadspin staff have my hall of fame vote on this one

Did anyone else look really hard at the computer screen for a nipple?

You should compare it to a worthy opponent. Hardees 1/2 lb mushroom and swiss

I just hope he got one of these

Keep up your terrific writing.

I get the feeling Billy's dad has never been on the site

So millionaires buying a car for a hundredthousandaire? Fair enough

They should just use the $850 million to buy a better team