I think getting hit in the nuts is something that is soooo much more painful as you get older

Do cut-off jean shorts fall into the same category?

Too late to trade for Tom?

Looks like that mascot on the court doesn't like what he's looking at up those shorts

And Ron Burgundy's Scotchy Scotch Scotch

But it's one of those friends that is described as being "really nice", "cool", and "a good person"

It's a rare condition, this day and age,
to read any good news on the newspaper page.
Love and tradition of the grand design,
some people say it's even harder to find

Just get her the leash and peace sign collar and let her be severely disappointed when she doesn't get the pet dog.

Maybe she just wants to make it rain with the $1000 like in the Katy Perry videos you let her watch. This is your fault, Drew

So Chris Smith would have flourished under Phil Jackson?

You mean there's no mention of Analytical Ron

It's still the cutest thing on the field

Do you ever feel like paying for a girl's drinks at the bar that you are trying to take home or paying for dinner is a form of prostitution? I mean you are doing it to "be nice" but in the end, its just for the sex

I hope NIG ends up playing GER

We should set up a fund for that poor waitress

Mohel: Attempts circumcision
Mutombo: [Slaps scalpel out of hand] Not in my house, hahaha

I invited Muhammed Ali to my daughters 5th birthday and it looked more like he tried to color in the invitation than sign his name. What an ass

Thats not even a baseball card, its just a picture of him casually sitting on top of his camaro

Looks like there werent too many dual threat QB's back in that era

Janurary is always a good month for Creampies