Since my grandfather has passed away let me give what would have been his analysis of the game: "This is the thanks we get for saving their asses in WWI and WWII."

Yes,  That is correct.  Unlike Alabama, the Phillies pay their athletes.

It’s worth mentioning. He’s a true piece of shit.

Joel Osteen locked the doors of the Compaq Center during Hurricane Harvey. I feel compelled to say this whenever his name is mentioned.

Still, what’s most likely to bring down Falwell Jr., if anything will, is not any self-serving financial entanglements, but photographs of him and Trey at a Miami nightclub. (Alcohol is verboten at Liberty University, as is co-ed dancing.)

meh.

That rule only applies to tackling Tom Brady. 

But is his dick ok? Deadspin has really changed, man. 

It’s almost as if they are owned by a guy who inherited the team from his dad, a general manager with no front office experience who was a pretty mediocre TV analyst as little as two years ago, and a formerly decent coach who has also sat in TV booth for much of the last decade. Who would have thought that bunch…

What is "a good start"?

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

Clemson just put up a billboard with 19,001.

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

Looks to me like they've been dating "inside" already.

Dan Marino bought me a PS2 for my 15th birthday.

“Publix is pretty good. It’s true. I know Floridians treat the place like it’s the Vatican and need to calm the fuck down about it, but Publix DOES make a fine key lime pie.”

Their fanbase is a Ted Nugent song come to life.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

Somewhere, Jon Gruden is scribbling ideas into his playbook...