Republicans don’t steal elections, they buy them at a fair price.  Capitalism!

Or that time Republicans stole a Presidential election. No, the other time. No, the other, other time.

Just a handjob and college are now the most sensational crimes

James Harden complaining the game should be called “the way it’s supposed to be called” is like Wil E. Coyote complaining to Acme customer service after the Roadrunner escapes into the cliff painting. It’s like, yeah, man, that wasn’t supposed to happen, but to be fair you were legit trying to smash and eat that bird.…

So we’re in agreeance. Dick eating all around!

“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”

Typical liberal media spin. You say someone threw a lemon at her, I say someone was merely concerned about promoting the dangers of scurvy, and rapidly offered her some fruit rich in ascorbic acid.

Or the economy crashed because he stopped winning Majors.

Think about it.

Somebody’s getting laid toni... oh.

This feels informative. Are you on the correct forum?

McDonald’s doesn’t have pork chops on the menu.

It’s true! That’s what caused the Dutch to go extinct!

Spring break my senior year of college, I went with a church group to Houston and we did some cleaning and maintenance at a day care, tutored some kids in an after-school program, talked with elderly people at a dementia care facility and worked at a food bank.

I just love how many people have deluded themselves into believing that Liberty University is a Christian college.

“Maybe your boyfriend can change for you”

As a subject-matter expert, I’d have to say I prefer “Shitspin” over “Deadshit.”

.100 is going to be known as the Davis line.

in this corner Chris Davis, Batting Avg: Zero in this corner Nats relief pitcher Trevor Roosenthal, ERA : Infinity.

For every Deadspin article about a player getting underpaid or avoiding free agency in exchange for long-term deals at less than “open-market value” - this article should be linked at the bottom as a reminder of the flip side of the coin when teams overpay for garbage and end up having to trot out said garbage with a…