Now I am no Alfred Einstein but, 25 years minus 6 years = 19. She was an underage alcohol abuser ?

“Wait...what ?” Stormy Daniels

I guess he put to much mustard on the throw

That’s cuz you guys don’t know how baseball works. Throwing the rock, hurling the bean, rocket fire, bow your back, a little bingo, c’mon good kid, can of corn, a little chin music, around the horn, tinker to evans to chance, ducks on the pond, and through the wickets.

Rumor has it her and Walker have bumped uglies, done the mattress tango, played hide the sausage, did the wango-tango, got down and dirty, and had coitus

Don’t forget the hand of the Koch brothers reaching up her asshole to talk for her

Mmmmmmm...DQ Blizzard

If only a song was being played in the background. Like a song with a saxophone showing people running around aimlessly

150 % ??? Well, that settles it.

Nicely performed but.....if the runner on first is tagged before the runner touches home, the run doesn’t count.

Please let it be Sexy Shemales That Love To Give Golden Showers....

More like Pur-don’t.

Also on the pardon list - Otis Campbell from Mayberry, Andy Dufresne and

How much would you pay to watch NFL games with fully unedited audio of players on the field?

Any stats on how many ex-Cubs each team has ?

Hold that thought Vegas

Let us go back to June 2017. Myself and the little woman are at a certain Las Vegas Hotel and Casino that rhymes with Pleasure Pieland. I tell her “I want to put a hundo on Vegas to win the cup”. She says if they win the cup you can use the money to buy a Vegas hooker.......

You can bet your Tim Hortons chocolate doughnut this woman pulled the old “Do you know who I am ?” But, you are correct, Denny’s manager should have thrown her ass out the door or at least called the Police