What the fuck...are you John fucking Updike ?

Coming in August, The Peanut Incident. Mark Wahlburg plays the spunky head of security in Boston. When a player, Christian Bale as Adam Jones, is taunted and ridiculed the security team gets involved. Starring Bridget Moynihan, Casey Afleck and Kevin James. Co-starring Samuel L. Jackson as Buck Showalter.

Of course Ovechkin slashes him to set it up

They really needed to draft an all-pro punter

 “Mom, this is our new quaterback Mitch Trubisky”.....””Trubiscuit ? Are you related to seabiscuit ? We saw seabiscuit run. He was a winner. Of course a horse as a quaterback will be hard for him to throw a pass but I bet he can run. That Seabiscuit could run like the wind. Georgie, why did you draft a horse ?”

He’s not getting any younger......

Nick Denton ?

Let that be a lesson to you Mr. Machado

Palins portrait in Alaska is half done

“My good man the ball thrusting upward is yours to claim”

Are we sure it wasn’t Kate Upton yelling “Tits” “I got tits” ?

I assume the locals call him Ga-nash

In keeping with this adminsitrations policies, nice rack on that broad in the front.....

Whoa, did you see the back door on Carrie Underwood ???? Daaaamn

Not to be the killsport...to be a MLB umpire requires some level of success at different levels. He can’t have been that bad working his way up can he ? Maybe he is better at a level lower ?

They are missing one of the dwarfs

I shall await Joe Buck’s response before responding

I see him in 10 years being elected to Congress and tripping Nancy Pelosi

But, he’s still dead right ?