Let us begin again in the country
steves542
steves542
From what I heard he likes the backdoor ball...ifyaknowhutImean
Abstinance doesn’t mean BJ’s, HJ’s or anal. I means no sex whatsoever of any kind at all with anybody including yourself. Because “normal” teenagers never ever think about sex at all.
“Those bladders were yuuuuuuuge”
I blocked him in the end zone, Da ron ron, da ron ron ron
But they went for it on Fourth and One and didn’t make it.
“I see what you did there.” Fred Smoot
Dear ACC,
Time to call “The Negotiator”
I am a 3rd Assistant Engineer onboard a merchant vessel. There are three other licensed engine officers and a couple of unlicensed that make up the engine department of a ship. The nickname of 3rd Engineers is, lovingly, the Turd Engineer because we are in charge of the MSD (Marine Sanitation Device) system.
Let’s eat Grandpa
I think he has another “peak”
- WAS JUMPING ON BED, PLAYING WITH CHOPSTICKS. CHOPSTICKS WENT THRU SWEAT PANTS AND PUNCTURED SCROTUM
Is she available to fake sing for a fake inauguration ?
Vern: “I’m a sparkin’ for yer sister”