Isn’t that the chick J-Low played on the movie I saw about that spanish chick ?

I look forward to the funny monkey’s ad in the Super Bowl

Dingoes ate my baby ??

What do you think is the closest amount of time a pregnant woman has had between having oral sex performed on her, and giving birth?

maybe Mrs Peyton will “borrow” him some stuff

I don’t care who won nor do I complain about officiating but Gronkowski was definately being held in the end zone. Giive Talib credit for hiding it from the officials. If it had been called, 1st and goal and who knows then.

In a separate appearance on Jenny McCarthy’s radio show, Pescatelli said that despite being vilified for coming forward, other comedians have reached out to thank her for speaking publicly.

But, but, but what about dat coin flip and ya know the overtime rules up over dere ? Oh ya dontchaknow

If a blue train leaves Buffalo at 8, the bus leaves Las Vegas Tuesday what color is the half of the equation in the bottom third as given.

I haven't seen something stay as flat in the air since the Hindenburg. What ? To soon ?

The NFL tweaked the rule prior to the 2012 season, moving from a strictly sudden-death format to a system in which both teams got the opportunity to possess the football unless the first team scored a touchdown. In March, owners voted down a proposal from the Chicago Bears that would’ve given both teams a possession…

“He had mutiple bullet wounds, multiple stab wounds and his neck in a noose hanging from his ceiling but prison officials declared it a suicide.”

If your aunt was Bruce Jenner

We ??? Glad to see you recovered from playing so quickly

“Oh Ed, you sure know how to make my pantaloons moisten”

Not that I know what that means but I heard another bro at the gym talk about it.

Maybe, just my thoughts, dancing and waving afterward are not exactly “smart”

Hope she enjoys Canadian football. That’s the only place he will play next year. Bring a good coat and scarf.

“I do declare Martha June Bobby Sue Petunia, that young rascal has offended my fine southern nature.” Colonel Seiver Tandy