STOP IT!
Throwing working lights in garbage then shipping new ones from China to save 10c a year? You have it backwards. You should replace WHEN they burn out.

We’ve tried to make the switch, but have yet to be satisfied with the quality of light from LEDs. I know they are better for the environment and have all sorts of other advantages. We just don’t like the light that comes from LED bulbs. Any LED holiday bulbs I’ve seen still look harsh and sterile, and lack the warm,…

Downside: they look like shit.

The easiest and best way is to not make a LinkedIn account to begin with.

If they’re young enough, you can just retroactively buy ornaments for all the previous years all at once and pretend they were just in a box in the attic until now.

I LOVE collecting tangentially Christmas movies. Some more to add to the list include: 12 Monkeys, My Night At Maud’s, Black Narcissus, Placido, In Bruges, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Morning for the Osone Family, Prometheus, Police Story, Metropolitan, Carol, Lethal Weapon, Molly’s Game, 2046, Hard Eight, Catch…

How could we forget Trading Places?

All the cold does is make batteries not want to give up their charge. It won’t make them lose it. Batteries work better when they’re warm, that’s it.

I’ve got a different electric snowblower (Ego) and I just keep the charger inside the house.  They stay by the charger aside from when I’m actually using them.  This will be the fourth winter I have it and no issues so far.

Declutter first. Seriously getting rid of trash, putting clothes in a bin or putting dishes in a sink will make your place look better. 

There is no amount of savings worth battling a crowded store

“Sharks did not care when all the dinosaurs died”

I saw an artist quip recently, “The hardest thing about painting dinosaurs is grass didn’t exist yet.”

I’ve always seen “smart” thermostats as an easier-to-use version of a programmable thermostat — sort of the way that TiVo and DVRs didn’t do things all that new beyond what VCRs did when they were released, they were just way easier to set.

Apparently the only listicle I’m willing to click-through is dinosaur related. You never really grow up, I guess. 

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There is no amount of savings worth battling a crowded store during a pandemic for.

The mole was freshly killed, which makes a huge difference. The stuff you get at the supermarket, or even at a specialty butcher, died days or even weeks ago.

seriously, its DUCK and duck fat potatoes. Like it could go wrong. Its effin delicious. 

I just do turkey, stuffing, and green beans. I arrange the 3 items on a plate, then dump gravy over all of it. It’s really all you need.