I don’t see them being held liable for the “trauma”. After all, when your roof gets ripped off by a tornado, your insurance never covers such.

I don’t know, maybe NASA should pay for therapy for any of the family members that need it. Could be traumatizing. Definitely a fucking hassle having to deal with the repairs. That kind of hassle has got to be worth something. 

This seems an unfinished thought:

They're like buying a new DLC skin for a Triceratops

Huh. Just across the border from one of my old study sites.

They need to hire one of the good action-adventure film directors for Uncharted 2. Uncharted wasn’t a terrible film, but it was poorly written and you didn’t really get the fun and pacing of a good action-adventure film (even something like National Treasure 2 runs rings around the first Uncharted film in that…

Movies made me scared of quicksand and made me believe that a gun silencer was more effective than they really are.

Prions don’t get destroyed when you cook them. At least not at temperatures that wouldn’t also destroy the rest of the protein.

They say, “I like him because he tells it like it is!”

My Father-in-Law died in 2020 from CJD. He died within 6 weeks of being diagnosed. It’s a terrible and frightening way to go. He was a brilliant doctor his whole life and then one day it was like a switch flipped and the cognitive decline happened so rapidly that within a span of only a couple weeks he couldn’t…

Meanwhile Trump is waving to people that don’t exist whenever we leaves a building, gets off a plane, etc.

The same people who accuse Rage Against the Machine of “going woke.”

The worst part is that they now realize the show is about them, but they still haven’t had their “are we the baddies?” moment.

Somehow it escaped them until now that yes—it’s always been about them.

Impossible. Fascists have no practical ideology outside of expressing how “prosecuted” they are despite reality telling otherwise. Their creed is just extreme egotism and an obsession with controlling what they cannot empathize with or see humanity in others.

They are so dumb that they need someone else to tell them what to be mad at.

What I think is weird about how long it’s taken them to figure out the show’s mocking them is that they seem to be on constant alert for all things “woke.”

Can you imagine that poop falling on your windshield?

I would pay to watch Emily Blunt read from a phone book. I would watch her search for the phonebook she would read from later.

If those are the winners, I would hate to see the ones that lost.