Eight and a half months pregnant. The appointment the family was going to was that last appointment before the birth.

Only Murders in the Building was something good from Huluville, despite how aggravating Martin Short was

I hope that the contents of Jones’ phone also gets shared with his ex-wife’s lawyers. He was divorced a few years ago- that was when he viewed his statements on his ‘show’ as entertainment. I’d love to see him discussing what he gave up during the divorce to be more lies to hide assets from his wife.

Stick with you? I see what you did there.

Nova Scotia in the 50s & 60s- that was weirder then you can ever realise

Yup, I agree.

Let me draw attention to the end of the story: On all mowers, the gas hogs and the electrics (I’ve had my electric for six years now!), SHARPEN THE BLADES. Once a year, end of season or preseason, just do it.

Gas chains in Minnesota have cards- The one I frequent gets you a quick 3 cents off a gallon on gas and when I buy the ice coffees, every 7th one is free. Other chains have similar programs, some with cards, some without, tied to my phone number. My Costco membership gets me gas $.35-40 per gallon, and one’s on the…

With a white baby, for the most part, she’ll be thought of the the kid’s nanny. That’ll work until she tries to discipline the child, then the cops and protective services will rush in to put an end to it, possibly with her face down on the ground while it’s being sorted out.

There’s another Cliff Clavin quote that I still use, as recently as this week; well, it was actually said to Cliff- Frazier Crane shuts him up momentarily by asking “Cliff, what is the color of the sky in your world?”

I never got his facial paralysis, but the fun side effect I got from my chicken pox was having one of my testicles swell to the size of a small banana. If the Biebs got that during the pox, he isn’t talking about it here.

We have a Great Pyrenees. If there was a cow bell on our umbrella, and it ever made a noise, the dog would just freak the hell out.  No. No cow bell.

The only problem with my outdoor umbrella is that it’s sun faded, for which there is no cure.

Portion control? Freeze into snack sized plastic bags, flatten ‘em for easy handling.

Store your toothbrush upright, inside the bathroom cabinet, and close the door until you pull the toothbrish out for use.

I want clam dip. I grew up in New England where it’s common, but living in Minnesota, I can’t find it. My wife tried to buy me some, but the stuff turned out to be a can of clam bits and some weird ass dip mix that I needed to mix myself.

I want to use it, because while I like mint, dental floss “mint” is incredibly gross. I love dental picks that use the inch of floss, but I can’t find non-flavored dental pick. I have resorted to buying the gross kind, and soaking all of them in water for a few hours and then drying them for use.

Among the surface roots, if you have roots that cross over other roots, cut the top one. Any root that crosses over multiple roots, cut it, before it kills your tree. We had a 30-40 year old Norway Maple root that wrapped around the trunk for 12-18 inches, and by not cutting it, we lost the tree 3 years ago now.

My wife adds a teaspoon of coconut butter to her coffee.

Cops on ego trips don’t remain officers very long. Real officers don’t want them around.