That’s the wrong kind of lobster- no big claws!

I started out as a New England lobster lover, but have ended up as a crab lover out here in Minnesota, where I found Joe’s Crab Shack. My family was not able to single handedly keep the place open, but we’ve raised a daughter who has loved snow crab ever since she was two years old. She’s married now, and we have now…

Looking at Sarah, it reminds me why I hate Zombie shows.

Looking at the broken blood vessels in her nose, isn’t Marjorie Taylor Greene a little young to be that much of an alcoholic?

Ah, the classics.

I can tell now a days if a meme is dead by whether or not I can pull up a shot of it from within the GIF search in the chat function of Microsoft Teams.

I bet he doesn’t wash his hands after he goes to the bathroom either.

If this feeder makes any sort of noise, my cats would just freak the hell out, and run away from the feeder. I like it.

If this feeder makes any sort of noise, my cats would just freak the hell out, and run away from the feeder. I like…

Inbred or is it that he’s cross eyed?

Yup, there’s always that, but I listen to the patient stories, and there’s a significant number of the professionals who thought that these people should be able to suck it up and live with their affliction. I have a soft spot for those who could not look in a mirror or put on a jacket without seeing or feeling the…

WtF? Jesus!

The thing that always horrifies me about her patients is that so often, they have seen other doctors, but those doctors did nothing, nothing to remove these because, you know, they could continue to simply exist with these nodules, growths or protuberances sticking out of them. Yeah you assholes, thoughts and prayers,…

Cargo blimps. Lockheed Martin makes this one.

I really wanted to hear and see Ted Cruz in front of a camera, once again changing his mind about what he stands for. Lord, I can not stand that bastard.

Take away his dog. It looks too cute to live with this asshat.

I still remember the original host, Art Flemming, or as my friend Diane used to call him, Art Phlegm.

Sorry, I implied irony, when I meant to actually deploy it. I did a pretty good imitation of his accent, which once resulted in him grabbing a stick of firewood and chasing me around the house, threatening to ‘tan my hide with it’. My mother, his oldest, in turn chased after him, telling him she’d kill him if he…

How many years after the movie did it take to come up with this blanket? Have they never done marketing before? Worst marketing delay since Groot.

How many years after the movie did it take to come up with this blanket? Have they never done marketing before?…

Growing up and visiting my grandparents outside of Windsor, I loved how my grandfather looked down his nose at the families who lived in the area since before the Brits shipped most of them out to Louisiana and replaced the French farmers with my ancestors, down* from New England. His way of pinging on his own kids…

Ah, The Bluenose. I’m happy to remember where she sailed from.