I am a life long Democratic voter. If I lived in her district, I would be looking for any fucking opponent who promised that they would immediately bring impeachment charges. She is dead wrong to not do this. I don’t give a crap that the Republican controlled senate will not vote to support these charges- not just…

I’ve always said that Clinton would have been a 1970s era liberal republican, but the landscape had shifted so much, that he was elected as a democrat.

Back when the US had a working battleship again (1989), the Pentagon tried using some of the gunpowder that was still left over from during World War 2, when the battleship was built, because they were too fucking cheap to throw that dangerously old shit away. That Battleship then had an explosion that killed 47…

Much to the relief of your mother in law?

This is the failing of centerists specifically like Joe Biden, who still think that the gentlemen boys club rules that ran stuff 50 years ago still apply (‘I can reach across the aisle and work with these people’). Remember how Clinton White House didn’t want to prosecute and of the law breaking and crap from Reagan…

I’ve been telling this to my wife for 25 years now, and she still thinks it’s just my stupid made-up rule.

Let’s just agree to conclude that steaming one’s vagina (if you had one) is just as stupid as steaming one’s lungs. The former is stupid and potentially painful, while the latter is potentially deadly.

I lock my fucking car because if I don’t, the neighborhood urchins walk around the neighborhood several times a month, looking for cars to break in, ransack glove boxes and steal shit out of the cars.

I cvan understand going after Aunt Becky for dumping half a million into anything involving two kids, but Christ on a Crutch, how much money was poured into going after Felicity Huffman over $15,000? Okay, they got her with a $20,000 fine, but does that mean they’ll go after Aunt Becky and her husband for $750,000…

If I’m needing to eat a lot of eggs, I’d insist on every five or so being cooked in some different manner. If if I liked eggs that much, I couldn’t face more then five before I’d need a different consistency to keep me going. On the other hand, I once a 60 ounce steak at a Washington restaurant and it was wonderful.

Where’s the Fels-Naptha? Another story here said it’s been removing stains for a century.

Where’s the Fels-Naptha? Another story here said it’s been removing stains for a century.

Let’s not forget the deep explanation as to why Boris is so horrible for the future of the UK:

Holy crap, two grand slams in ONE inning! I’ve witnessed one granny in my life (1987 world series, game six), and now I’ve witnessed a triple play (Twins first one, this season against the Yankees), but god damn, what a game! I’m also impressed that scoring 25 runs in a game took only 2:47. Today, this would have been…

This is ballsy enough I suspect he’s actually a member of the Trump Crime Family. I bet he’s learned to hate the emoluments clause.

When I knocked up my wife, we went to Babys R Us, but I guess everyone reacts differently to the news..

Who the hell knew that the storm troopers even knew how to play baseball? Are the visiting teams supposed to be the Darth Vaders?

Remember- no matter where you go, there you are.

Just to be sure, I went back and watched the video of Steve King opening his own mouth, and speak his own words. Yup, he still said those things. As my wife pointed out, if I was were his kids, I would not leave him alone with his own grandkids. Turns out his really is a misogynistic asshole.

The Smithsonian arranges it, but the 1300 museums are all the various museums around the country that you haven’t gotten to in a few years. This is an annual event, where they all try to raise awareness in the area that they exist, and that you might want to be go again during the year. No shaming involved.

Well, we can definitely say that when she kissed a girl, that she liked it.