When our daughter was about 10 or 11, we took the train to Detroit from the Twin Cities to visit Gramma. We faced a 14 hour drive, and instead we took The Empire Builder from the Twin Cities to Chicago (6-7 hours), and we got one of those little rooms, so we could take a nap if we wanted to. By getting the room,…

I miss BC and didn’t even know it

So it comes down to the wrong people doing a job for which they got crap training. Police departments around the world regularly get to serve mental health warrants without anyone being killed in the process. Again, these people doing a job are getting the wrong training, resulting Osaze Osagie getting murdered…

Owning a butter knife, I’ve gotten good at shaving the cold hard butter into a series of curls that look like a butter version of the chocolate curls on top of my piece of French silk pie. I’ll stick with this skill, and not buy a grater.

I’ve always hated radishes (and that’s a long life so far), so I’m curious to try some of these suggestions now.

You realize that not all dead pets were put down? The chinchilla buried in our back yard died of natural causes, and it was still as natural as the cat and the dog that were put down at the vets, because of the pain they were enduring.

If the Minnesota Golden Goofballs have any hope of beating Michigan State in their next game, Izzo has to keep going at Henry until the team explodes. Otherwise the Gophers don’t stand a chance.

I liked their fried chicken. I went to one in Rapid City SoDak two summers ago and thought it was pretty decent.

Nunes claims that because of Twitter, he has “endured an orchestrated defamation campaign of stunning breadth and scope, one that no human being should ever have to bear and suffer in their whole life.”

I’ve noticed that everyone I ever knew who got on the diet pop bandwagon went way the fuck overboard with it. One boss walked around with one of those gigantic mugs they sell at gas stations, and all day long he would endlessly refill his mug from another endless supply of Diet Mountain Dew bottles. I looked up his…

I’m still waiting for an enterprising spice company (McCormicks, are you listening?) to start selling us jars of raman spice.

End of story. Bandaids extra

End of story. Bandaids extra

I’ve bought those Clown Car gigantic Reese’s Peanut Butter cups- you know the ones- each one 5 or 6 inches across and about an inch thick. You thought to yourself ‘Jeez, I like regular peanut butter cups, maybe I’ll like this gigantic one.’

Big dogs = big poops.

My wife and I watched the show that night, and she commented that she would not be surprised by this guy or any other of these creepers having bodies buried in the yard or missing women chained in their basements.

I watched the video on Rachel’s show, and he said that there was never a reason for an except, not even for rape or incest. I think that he and Pence and Pence’s wife have a lot of F’ed up views on how sex and procreation actually works.

I remember when the first episode of Cheers started, being shocked that I had actually been in the basement bar at that address on Mount Vernon Street. My girlfriend had worked at Little, Brown up the street from the place and I’d been in the place with her once or twice.

I’ve have to bring some friends and we’d all have to pack some heat to go there, but there’s:

My wife and I once circumnavigated Lake Superior, and we stayed in either Houghton or Hancock for a night, in a tent. The place overlooked the canal that separates the two cities, and it was the coldest day day I have ever had in my life. Even the dog was in the sleeping bags with us.

Why bring up Amy Schumer? - She is probably the most annoying celebrity not named Kardashian or Jenner.