I think that Papi by himself drowned out the Houston stadium crowd. I don’t think I’ve ever heard stadium that quiet after the other team hit a homer.

They were using an Apple Watch to deflate the baseballs.

Machado should be suspended until Aguilar is healthy enough to play

Okay, now I hate this bastard as much as I hated ARod.

Uh, no. Ball trajectory clearly show it cleanly falls into his glove, not hitting the wall.

So, the Astros tried to steal signs, but the Red Sox were the team that swung away?

Sounds like what Trump has done with Wives 1 & 2. I think that he likely gave Marla the scissors to use to cut Ivana out of his family photos and by the time he left Marla, Ivanka was old enough to handle the scissor duties herself.

We’re where we are because the unindicted members of the Nixon Administration became the senior members of the Reagan Administration. The members of the Reagan Administration (like Bush Senior) who were charged with any crimes became the members of the Bush Senior Administration. The unindicted members of Bush Senior…

If this continues, he might replace Chuck Knoblauch as the definition of futility. What a terrible fate that would be.

Jesus fucking Christ, the idiots the GOP picked to run in Minnesota this year are such a collection of red neck assholes. Housley has been running ads where she’s looking for brownie points for introducing a bill to protect seniors in nursing homes that she never got passed into law. The black money groups are running…

Taco Johns has Taco Tuesday all year long, and they’re all a buck on that day. MORE excited about that.

She still owed her Soul to the Company Store.

Sorry, I thought we’d circled around back to Fleetmood Mac’s song ‘Don’t Stop’

I think it means talking to Sting about staying power.

Was there an agreed bird meme on the hats worn at that wedding? Were they all drinking Red Bull?

Have you noticed that the number of mini-donut booths at the Fair is dying down? There have always been competing companies, one with a circular machine, one with the square one, and I could never remember which was the good tasting one, and which was just okay. What I have seen is that the donut makers show up at the…

Last year, I popped a Target bag in my back pocket, so when it came close to the time to leave, I bought my bucket, and very carefully lowered the bucket into the bag, so I didn’t lose a single cookie- otherwise, the fifty yards around everyone of the four stands (the fourth one opened this year) looks like a…

Gawd, the gator is really, really good. It’s right next to the Lutheran Corn Roast, around the corner from the giant slide.

I just don’t understand how his blood stream puts up what he dumps in his pie hole.

Oh my God, it’s EXACTLY like that.