Go work in the coal mines!

I can take the toiling during the day. But at night? They're going too far with that one.

It's full of drunken Irish lowlifes?

… in the subway tunnels, where my dad was almost born…
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I have to admit on first reading this, I didn't understand how your Dad could have been "almost born."

Whoa!… Take it easy with the antisemitism there! Humanizing… uh…

I'm not sure that Senator knows what he's talking about.

Car puns, huh? Well, I best get outta Dodge.

So glad you're here to point this out.

Hey everyone, I put a link to this article on The Drudge Report site.

They did. I think it was Stealing Harvard, but I'm too lazy to check.

I've been getting lots of customers at my transdental electromocide kiosk.

The puns are Meccan me angry.

I don't think you know what irrelevant means.

I must've missed that point in the campaign when Trump and his supporters decided to push the "Give me a chance to lie and flout the law! C'mon, you excused Obama's flaws— you owe me/him!" platform.

But even if we take the 250 number that would be a 98.4% success rate.
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Yep. "Not bankrupt" is the exact definition of successful.

I dunno…

That's nice.

I have. They tell me that Trump has lied his ass off multiple times about a lot of things.

That movie sucked. Why invoke it 3 times?

OK, then. Where's the competing website rating Trump as truthful and what is its methodology?