It's pretty well-documented that he's said some really unnerving things about his daughter.

Says the guy misusing an apostrophe.

Look, Mr. Trump… Uh… I mean Bort, we keep telling you: there are some times and places where a helicopter just isn't appropriate.

To be fair, I expected zero semen flinging…
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In this day and age? Surely you realize how hopelessly naive and ignorant you must have been.

Almost got tenure, too!

He spelled Yale with a 6.

She's a bit of a Bulldog when it comes to bad service.

That's good news for that Grizzly Man guy.

Cross-Country Pizza. Why?

I honestly never thought of the wasted space in a square pizza box until reading this article. And I'm usually pretty observant about such things.

I botched a bunch of 'em.

I recently passed 10,000 comments myself.

Huh… I guess I've been doing it wrong this whole time.

I don't get it. It's gotta be the second choice, right?

When I was in New York several years ago, I took a ferry & went to Comey island & yeah it's pretty good.
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Pearls of wisdom from Dik.

Awww…

Ah yes… Best episode of The McLaughlin Group ever. Eleanor Clift can really take a punch.

Was that before or after he elbowed that guy in the face?

Ore was it?