They should move to Wales.

If Jones ain't a total psycho, he's as near as makes no difference.

Cool. Now play "Freebird."

I assume you hug with your pants off, like I do.

Ugh… I stupidly did not consider that someone would take it that way. Certainly not my intent at all. Again: sorry for that. I should've written my joke better.

How is it at your expense? By saying that "you must know what you're talking about because you have like 14,000 comments," I'm portraying myself as the idiot who mistakes quantity for quality.

Just making a joke about how people confuse quantity with quality. No offense intended.

There is a finite number of types of cheese, though.

You must be right: you've made close to 14,000 comments, so I assume you know what you're talking about.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese or GTFO, Portland.

We certainly run a cottage industry in puns here.

It took surprisingly long for my kids to realize that if you mix a bunch of colors together, you generally end up with an ugly gray-brown.

"It's DOCTOR Evil. I didn't spend 6 years in evil medical school to be called "Mister," thank you."

Wade's Boss: I keep telling you: this is a tap dance troupe! Enough with the ballet already!

OK, that's it. I'm baleen out of this stupid pun thread.

Counterpoint: Frontline.

Now o' course, we had it tough. We had to live in a rolled-up newspaper in middle o' road.

I think you've got to give a little credit to ESPN's failure to heed Michael Jordan's words "Republicans buy shoes too."
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No, I think if you wanna assert that ESPN's politics are responsible for its decline, then it's incumbent on you to provide evidence of it.

So they're gonna starve in the streets, then? Got it.

More like she plays with your 5 tools!