That's good. I see Crash Davis has been helping work on your cliches.

Or the namesake of Mendoza's new drug— 10 times more addictive than marijuana— in that McBain movie.

I have a bunch of moles, that I'd like to be rid of, in my yard, but I gotta tell ya: this sounds really gross.

I never saw any of it. It might just have been a rumor.

Weir really doing a pun thread, then?

Both Turkey and Armenia contributed troops and personnel to the ISAF mission in Afghanistan. They weren't in the same areas, but there were stories of fistfights breaking out when they'd cross paths when travelling around.

Ugh… That boy ain't right.

You don't need to shell out that kind of money just to ensure that. Is the live show better than your Tumblr page or something?

Look, I only did that that one time and I apologized.

It's the nearest major metropolitan area.

Now see here, Colonel: It's too early in the season to tell if the Pirates will suck. Harrumph.

I live in Pittsburgh. She can find me.

[reads about EPA budget cuts]

It's… not good, to put it mildly.

Well, Pittsburgh is city in western Pennsylvania, the second-largest city in the Commonwealth.

It's "redd up" ya jagoff!

So what's your hometown: Stoic City or Laconicville?

I get the feeling you don't see the harm in anything that doesn't affect you.

Yeah, why should the guy urging his followers to go to Comet Ping-Pong and investigate for themselves be held responsible when someone goes to Comet Ping-Pong? </sarcasm>

Interesting fact: Much of the increase in life expectancy over the past 100 years or so was attributable to decreases in infant mortality. Having a bunch of people dying at age 0 really drags down the average lifespan of a population.