No. If you did do ALL the work you’d have what, exactly? I love (0.2 on a scale of 0 - 10) the dash. At least the key is in proper Porsche position. It’s ugly now and will remain the same if you fix it. Clean title - from a wrecked chassis? Must be a Texas thing. At that age, I’m surprised it even can trace one back.

Subscription basis, only $29.95 per 50 lbs per month.

It’s a mid-eighties tin can, slower than a rental Altima. I’m old, lived through that era; not legendary, not revered and not worth anything near that price. I do recognize that 'worth' is a bizzare concept in automobile fandom.

Orchard trees. Trimmed so they’re gnarled and low to the ground (easier to pick fruit). Not a straight branch/trunk in the lot. The chipped wood could be used for pellets or smoker scent but the amount exceeds the cost to process and resell.

We have found the fanboy!

And in 10/15 years purchased from the BuyHerePayHere place as 3rd/4th owner?

Not so much a problem but a method. Even when my friend’s Lexus 450h died (low voltage battery 12v); they put it on the skateboards for just a mile of towing to be safe.

NNNOOOO00000ooooo!

They should only be used for short distances and lower speed towing anyway. A heavy cybertruck/SUV/giant truck at highway speeds or a ton of miles is a no go. 

So, Oprah!

In general, the smaller wheel (bigger sidewall) will give better mileage (kilowattage?).

Supercar + DWB = HANDCUFFs (if lucky).

Ankle bracelet monitoring. Mandatory curfew. Home detention. ???

Every penny you put into maintaining, insuring, storing, registering, preserving would return multiple times if invested. Don’t like an S&P 500 fund? Just buy Berkshire Hathaway (BRK.B), it’s exceeded the S&P return for a couple of decades.

No, friends don’t let friends buy bi-turbos. If it needs nothing, why don’t you, Mr. Seller, keep driving it?

The original years didn’t depreciate; they decomposed. This car is a survivor; I give it that. I was around in my twenties during that era. There was no love for these cars, they were appliances. Nothing unique, nothing groundbreaking, no performance, nothing to distinguish these cars. Not a collectible for me. NO…

All those things cost money paid out of property taxes in Texas. You can get unlimited money for football stadiums, lights for them, uniforms. Fix roofs, expand libraries - forget it, the bond bill or tax increase will never happen.

OKNP - Dallas poser truck. From the looks, it’s never seen anything more than a couple of dirt roads and mall/school parking lots. The mileage is nothing for a Texas vehicle - it’s a big ass state. Should be good for another 200k miles with care. Question?? Does this one have the transmission cooler integral with the…

I call bullshit:

Sir Alec Guinness voice: “This is not the vehicle you’re looking for.”