steveone
steveone
steveone

$2500 - NP. As listed, nope. It's going to cost a couple of grand just to get it right and usable. Okay, I now bid $2000. 

For you whippersnappers, I’ll propose our 1968 Plymouth 4 door, a Fury as I vaguely remember it. In the old days you picked up your new car (late 50s through the 70s) and made a list of everything wrong/not working and brought the car back to the dealer to fix (forget the dealer prep crap). The Plymouth had two pages,

Perfect for the tech-bro looking to burn money pose but can’t drive a stick. ND for the rest of the human race.

It’s really tight depending on your *ahem* heft. Not really adjustable. Even worse storage. Gearing is also wrong for the highway.

Elements did not get decent MPG in the real world. Multiple friends with them at some point commented on this. You’re pushing a brick at 75 mph on a road trip. Pretty noisy as well (also sucks on a road trip).

Hell Bubba, theys bent once, they’ll bend agin.

Leaving the key card in the truck would be dumb - as might be paying all that moolah for a pseudotruck. We may have our answer here folks!

Tires and a detail, still under $5k large. The geezers (me included) who can’t fit into or get out of a corvette will snap this up. That V8 has a (ahem) reputation but a gentle few years can still be had. NP

You’re going to need one of those chips to, “Enable Full Self-Driving”.

Trump will fix this if elected. By some perverted meaning of, “fix”. 

NP, kid probably wanted a BroDozer. It’s a bit rough but nothing some detailing and elbow grease can’t fix. Should have plenty of miles/smiles left. So it’s an automatic; California traffic will make you a believer. Want a track car? Buy one.

Way high, especially the truck portion even though a nice combo. Sounds like one of those, “I put it up for sale honey, but had no takers.” You’d never get my wife in one of those - $70k buys a lot of nice hotel rooms.

Well shoot, I went an irrational Nice Price. Not for me. For a Mustang guy and if the mods check out; I can see someone going for this. Another 1/2 cup of coffee and I’d go ND - it’s close.

Doctor: “You have six months to live, maybe a bit more.”

ND. It’s time to just say no to these stupid money cesspool garage queens. Let the nepo/techie rich burn their bills posing at your nearest C&C. 

$22k? 20 years old! Maybe some fool on BAT but not me. Love the car, not the price.nd

That Elmo, dominating the news (good or bad doesn’t matter). Narcissists just want the headlines - winning! 

It’s a car show/parking lot queen. Can you actually overland or off road this? Does it have a LSD? No? Protection from the elements? It’s a cruiser for a poser. ND

Did you drive the base trim? The big wheels suck the mileage (kilowattage?) and do nothing for ride quality. AND I’M TOO OLD AND DECREPIT TO GO SWAPPING THEM AROUND. Take that, clouds.