Aging white men = target audience for awards shows. No wonder it won everything.

You’d think in a list like this GOG would be there.

Those tweets are way too coherent to actually be Trump, though. Clearly Pence or Giuliani or maybe even McConnell swiped his phone while Trump was gorging on KFC and wrote this because it made sense to them and if it could convince FOX viewers.....

I would bet $10 she has no idea what NASA stands for.

Impugning the good name of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. 

The letterhead is a bit suspect too.

No, sadly, most of them seem perfectly content with the bad. Mostly because they don’t think little things like racism, homophobia, misogyny, and outright violence are bad.

If he agrees to their demands and shows up, it will go one of two ways.

Well, there is this:

I have authorized an emergency disaster declaration to provide Hawaii the necessary support ahead of #HurricaneLane. Our teams are closely coordinating with the state and local authorities. You are in our thoughts!

Anyone using this argument should insert the word "murder" instead of "counts" to see if they still feel the same way. "He was tried on 18 murders, but he was only convicted of 8!" See? He's barely guilty!

My biggest beef with Foster Friess is the removal of his products from my local El Pollo Loco. If I’m stoned and want ice cream without the hassle of leaving my vehicle, this was an opportune location - but now that is gone. Who the hell goes to El Pollo Loco in San Diego without the lure of a delicious Twister?

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…

Thoughts and Prayers

OMG, the only thing I’m reading from this is “my lily white daughter picked a Jew.”

What’s her blood type? I’m A+ and she can call on me at ANY TIME if she needs a spare kidney.

The smartest thing he could possibly do, keep his head down and his mouth shut.

My recommendation would be to play it blind the first time, and then consult a guide for keeping everyone alive, as some of the requirements can be a little obtuse. 

Anyone? No?

Ivanka must have promised daddy a little extra sugar tonight.