Just imagine if this collection of angry, striking teachers had been armed...what a beautiful vision, I guess.

My choices at the age of 17 were infinitely more entertaining, there really should have been cameras, though I’m glad there were not.

My kid graduated third in his class. The valedictorian and salutatorian got to make their speeches, and the athletes got to sign their LOIs in front of the local paper, and he got...........to go to college.

Having received rejection letters from most of the colleges to which I’d applied, no one staged an assembly for me to choose between the only three that accepted me.

I don’t know what it is about this new space race that has captivated me so much, but I wept during the launch yesterday. I didn’t become fascinated with space until after college, so I missed that boat for getting involved professionally. But I’m so glad there are people like Elon Musk willing to make the investments…

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.

Honestly, what’s the appeal of Twitch chat when there’s more than like 50 viewers? It’s literally impossible to decipher any one message when they’re all scrolling by that fast, so there’s no point typing anything nuanced, and spamming emotes is just pissing into an ocean of piss.

The most likely answer is that they are looking for people who are not merely friendly to conservative causes, but who will also swear loyalty to Trump. There might be a lot of biased judges in the country, but I bet almost all of them who have experience have at least enough self respect and pride in their chosen…

So when are they going to ban Trump? I mean, when Brits are saying of his tactics, “This is what Isis does” on panel shows, something has to wrong.

Well, being on the Switch makes whichever version of SFII that was released for it seem even more overpriced.

Can whoever owns the rights to Back to the Future sue Kessler for flagrant usage of the BttF style for his shitty poster? Surely they don’t want to be associated in any way with this guy.

Indeed, but how long before the NRA comes out against this? NRA wants all the customers it can get.

To put it more compactly: if you change Obamacare’s name to Trumpcare but leave the rest of the program exactly the same, Trump’s poorly informed, cult of personality supporters will immediately reverse course and declare it the best thing ever.

This gives me hope that rather than starting a lifestyle brand, when Jennifer Lawrence is 40, she can host a talk show.

Emmanuel Lewis is ready for his comeback! (I checked Wikipedia and he’s alive and has children to put through college).

STARS!

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AI? In the top ten? Really?

Please, can the Root do a “Today in Obama” post everyday? I want to know what Barack and Michelle are up to everyday, that is, if they update their social media with new posts.