I miss E3, but I miss your “You Promised” annual columns even more. I’ve always enjoyed your rundowns of the accuracy of E3 promises a year later.

I refuse to ever click or open anything on Drumpf’s Twitter feed so is there a direct link to that video or a description of the mail-in ballot voting “experiment?”

NVM

“blindly stumbling upon secrets or looking up guides to direct you *cough* Korok seeds *cough*.”

Answer: the peach ones are disgusting. I live for packets where there are actually no peach ones in there. I’ve given up on the mixed fruit packets because of the flavor lottery in them and always try to get Berries ‘n’ Cherries. Much tastier.

Shouldn’t this have been in Barf Bag, especially with that final photo?

“As such, he didn’t attend Drumpf’s inauguration, the first one he’s missed since being elected to Congress.”

Yay!  So glad you brought this series back!

So does this mean series that have been on Hulu, like Superstore, is now Peacock exclusive?

Same. I just platinumed (is that a word?) TLoU2 after going through the game twice (even skipping cinematics it takes forever to get through NG+) and this seems like a perfect palate cleanser.

“I wish the Switch had a proper gameplay time counter.”

I thought Tucker Carlson was taking the vacation, not the staffer.

While this would be acceptable, at this point I’d be fine with just Covid-19 taking care of things.

Why is it that when you die in most modern games, the loading time is excruciating yet in The Last of Us Part 2, it’s actually really short? It’s so good, it’s one of the rare games I’m going through twice to collect everything. 

I think there are also object easter eggs in each episode that have not been mentioned in these recaps. In this one, there was the little alien robot in Mags bedroom holding her jewelry. I don’t know the names of OG episodes, but I recognized that little guy. There’s also a very obvious easter egg object in the next…

Ah, I must have missed that.

Where’s the SCOTUS ruling on Drumpf’s financial records?

Any idea/explanation for the one scene of Janet with her husband and sons? It doesn’t look anything like the rest of the episode. My assumption was that this was a flashback from shortly after Janet lost the baby.  Is that what others think as well?  And if it is a flashback, where are her husband and sons now?

I was confused by the beginning of the episode. The diver and that other person were pulled under and killed, presumably by the octopus, but the octopus was in the cooler. I can presume there was more than one octopus, but if it’s so smart and dangerous, how did they get the first one in the cooler?

“Not running away, but dodging: using that R1 duck-and-bob maneuver to evade swipes from Runners.”