“In this time of great divisiveness, rather than rallying around a crime against our people committed by the GOP and their funders, I’d like to further divide us by pointing out the divisions that allowed this to happen”

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

..three police cars arriving at the scene to help Officer Tenderfeels crack the case of The Loud Noise Made Me Feel Ways About Things.

If you can find on the internet a “both sides do it” left-wing equivalent of memes that simply make up photoshops of conservative figures engaged in ostensibly anti-American activities and pass them around social media to convince people they’re real, feel free to let us know. This is a phenomenon unique to a certain…

Bernie forced her supporters to claim that Obama wasn’t American in 2008 which Trump then used as the basis of his political career!

Ah ha, it was Bernie’s fault. Stupid Sanders started calling Hillary Clinton crooked. Otherwise Trump probably would have spent months talking about her in measured tones, mentioning the nuanced way she was forced to balance the interests of her constituents with the realities of financing a campaign. He basically…

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Ignoring them does not make them go away. We tried that, they elected their president.

Username checks out.

Donald Trump’s tweets from earlier Tuesday in which he insisted that the government needed a “good shutdown”

There will be a COTD and this isn’t it.

Im shocked. This has never happened before.

It’s orange and it’s a con. I see a trend here.

Unless you’re trying to be ironic, that is an amazing evasion of the consequence of those facts. The equivalent of saying, “Oh no. I didn’t set the bomb off. I merely found all the parts, assembled them in a very specific manner, and gave the package to a fellow enthusiast. I don’t want to hurt anyone, I’m just…

I don’t disagree with any of those things, but it’s like comparing your least favorite ice cream with a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. You might not like either one, but there’s a clear right choice.

What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

Yeah, this is why social media sucks. not because it convinced some idiot to run into a pizza shop with a gun trying to free child sex slaves from hillary clinton. no its because it calls out a moron for equating a dairy treat to sexuality, thats why social media sucks.

On the other hand, I’ll, argue that his vast wealth insulates him from the ramifications of small every day financial decisions that most people deal with. I’m out arguing someone should blindly take any advice. Instead, they should become educated and understand the variables and their impact on their own situation.  

If you think buying or leasing cars makes a hill of beans as to why Leno has money, I don’t know what to tell you.

Elton John answered this question 40 fucking years ago.