No conversation about Bernie primary voters switching to Trump is complete without the following additions, although it is usually tacked on the last paragraph of any article written about it:
1: The percent is roughly average for primary voters (i.e. it is nothing particularly unusual).
2: The amount of Hillary voters…

Any film that has extended footage of Britt Ekland in a bikini can never be unwatchable.

I ride my motorcycle to work when the weather allows. In Seattle that’s not as often as I’d like. One benefit of that is my building has a motorcycle parking space right by the front door (car parkers can walk forever if they’re lucky enough to find a spot at all). Therefore all the motorcyclists park right each other.
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This is the same reason (more or less) that I have a pink iPhone. I got a black case for that shit right quick, but you can still see some of the “rose gold” peaking out in some places.

You beat me to it.

Nope. I live where weed is legal and there is no way any of these guys are packing with a ziplock. I just went to a shop yesterday where the whole experience starts with you walking through a fucking marijuana museum and a smelling station before you can order from your “budtender”.
The cheapest pot you buy there has…

Read that back to yourself. Slowly.

OK, fine, whatever but you mentioned a new motorcycle? Presumably a new version of an old classic? Can I finally buy a brand new CB750? Please?

I recommend you try the Bonneville (or similar) if that's what you like. One of the advantages of the classic upright "standard" seating position is that it fits just about everybody.

I was saying Boooooo-y George.

Just went for a weekend trip in my buddy’s Fiat Abarth. We (of course) were talking about cars; in particular which car I needed as an urban commuter who needs an economy hatch but wants something fun. We both agreed that what the world sorely needs is the Fit Si.

I mess with Texas.

I’ve been asking myself this question a lot lately. I’ve been riding my first bike, a TU250X for 9 months now, and I’m getting to that phase everyone warned me about when a 250 just isn’t enough. But I have to keep asking myself “not enough for what?” It handles everything I ask it to, from freeway commuting to…

This story is actually and literally an old David Cross routine:

No surprise that this doesn’t thrill me as I’m not the target market; hot hatches and motorcycles are what excite me, so I doubt Buick is concerned with my opinion.

Am I the only one amused by the way this guy is carrying his gun?

I like all the entries on this list, but I'm kind of disappointed that you didn't include the advice from the guy who thought you should tell new riders to crash all the time and try to be like Evil Knieval.

This was a pretty funny post so thank you for that, but there’s one problem here: You were actually 100% wrong.
I hate conservatives in general and Ted Cruz in particular, but he’s carrying that double barrel exactly the way he’s supposed to and in way that is fool proof w/r/t safety.
Mouth breathing right-wingers are…

The first thing I see that you get is about a $500 upcharge. That's about the amount for the initial outlay of my first riding gear, and no small amount for someone who is just starting out from zero. Seems like a good helmet and I applaud the use of technology to improve safety, but I wouldn't tell a new rider that…

$150 can get you an Icon Alliance, which is a well-reviewed helmet with an ECE rating.