I don’t think I’ve spent as much time, total, on anything in my life as Gerald Green must have on getting the Rockets logo braided into his hair.

Caught the game last night. The threes were fun, but I was equally impressed just by how hard he was playing. He was focused on defense, and was also doing the little stuff like racing over to any dude who fell to help them up. He’s obviously thrilled to be on the team, and was playing like he really wants to stick…

Luckily Bortles is supported by die hard fans like Jason Mendoza, Pillboi, and the other 58 members of their pop and lock dance crew

I remain convinced that the project was named after the X-man

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

It’s fortunate Wagner heard the Kevin Hart interview instead of the Katt Williams one, since I don’t think him getting his ass beat by a middle schooler would have made this situation any better.

Okay. Here is Rule 3-2-7(3)(1) (emphasis mine):

A player who goes to the ground in the process of attempting to secure possession of a loose ball (with or without contact by an opponent) must maintain control of the ball until after his initial contact with the ground, whether in the field of play or the end zone. If…

He had possession and lunged. The only reason the catch was ruled incomplete is because he was going to the ground and the rules say he’s required to maintain possession even after the ball initially makes contact with the ground. But if a defender had knocked it out before the ball even got to the ground, it would…

The replies to Davis’s apolo-tweet are so twitter that no one should ever read them. From hoping out loud that he suffers a serious injury to claiming he has no history of bad hits to saying his reply proves he is “a man of class.” It’s like a village of idiots having a rake fight with a confederacy of dunces.

I understand your frustration and I do apologize for the hit! In no way was I trying to hurt you. My first instinct was turn and make a block. In all sincerity I do apologize. I truly respect you as a player and I made a mistake!

15 yards plus an automatic ejection are next. I’d rather take the ejection than the suspension as an opponent, because you have a few days to prepare for a guy being out, as opposed to just losing him and forcing a team into a legitimate in-game punishment.

I like the use of “ear hole” as a verb.

Did you ever watch that 90 minute review of Episode I? It keeps replaying a clip of one of the producers, talking about how digital technology has enabled them: “you can have so much going on on the screen now! WE’re trying to fill every corner with things.” It’s played over and over again to emphasis that this is not…

Just kind of makes you wonder if a hyper space kamikaze run is that devistating, why didn’t they just blow up the death stars that way, woulda been much faster and more effective. Hell they could have remote piloted it or had a droid do it.

He should also be allowed Porgs. And a shirtless Kylo Ren with a comically oversized chest. And a cackling puppet Yoda setting Jedi relics on fire with a lightning bolt. He should be allowed all those things and more. Fuck it.

I thought the Rathtars were pretty insane. As if it’s a great idea to catch these things. I also think the space muffins deserve some credit here.

There were many fun things that happened in The Last Jedi, that was not one of them.

People keep bringing up this is a movie about failure to somehow shield it from criticism because it somehow is breaking new ground... but Empire was about failure. In fact I’d say Empire is even more about failure because they actually failed. Han captured, Luke defeated.. you know failure. People died in Last Jedi…

Best? That was easily the worst scene in a Star Wars movie since Jar Jar in Episode I.

Save it for the jogging trail.