There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

There was a Service Charge of 23% added so that might be the auto-gratuity added in.

If you write your lowercase a’s like a small capital A you match the psych profile for a serial killer.

Clearly you don’t have the right stuff. Probably not a winner. Too thinky.

Me thinks you’ll see them in ARX.

He was in NASCAR at one point. Rumor is that some actions towards that team by Colin are the reason Austin lost that ride too....

What a fucking mess. I don’t see any way GRC can possibly recover from this. Even if they file bankruptcy and attempt to get going again in 2019 as Lancaster Speedway is alleging (just the get going part, bankruptcy is pure conjecture on my part), there’s no way any teams are ever going to want to work with Dyne again.

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I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

This isn’t funny, helpful, or necessary.

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

You clearly aren’t smoking enough pot when you see live music.

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

Roger Goodell fines him $50,000 anyway.

I read that after they finish, the female Mustang eats the male.

Never go full Mustang.

A gaggle of geese.

because once they taste blood, they’re insatiable.

Better than Alt, right?