You thought it was getting released before this?

#jesustakethewheel

Plus un.

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

Oh christ, are you kidding me. Do you see the way that asshole likes his steaks cooked? His coke is probably cut with crushed up Necco Wafers

The monstrousness of this case seems a good time to point this out - victim impact statements desperately need to stop being a thing. A crime is equally bad whether you do it to a world-famous gymnast or a random poverty-stricken child. Whether or not the victim wants to speak should have no bearing on the punishment.

[Most players last night]: ...huh?

I’m with this completely. In fact, I switched to paying more attention to the NBA. Haven’t regretted it for a second. This is just ugly.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Patrick Ewwwwing amirite?

Honestly, this is even better.

Also found in the Pennysaver. It looks like the victims are trying to recoup their losses

He’ll answer to either now.

Blake Bortles and Blaine Gabbert. Rearrange them any way you like—Bortles Gabbert, Blake Blaine, Blake Gabbert, Bortles Blaine, Gabbert Blake, Blaine Bortles, Gabbert Bortles, Blaine Blake, Bortles Blake, Gabbert Blaine. In the end, it’s still Whogivesafuck? for “same guy”.

Jesus Christ. Do none of these guys think, “Fuck, he’s flying through the air, I should pull up and just tackle the guy so I don’t murder him?”

Urban Meyer was so concerned by the injury that he started the player anyway.

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

This side eyeing little shit is Charles