You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

you are hereby awarded the snack of worldwide dudebros:

its asymmetrical now

At 33, he is also the oldest WRX owner in America.

My man meat got a workout between that monster block and the 15 footer that started as a 22 footer for the win. Rocket sauce.

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

This is why I carry...a crazy person in my back seat. He handles the rage. And I can just relax and enjoy the drive.

I didn’t see a car flip 4 times as described. I guess they assume our fragile minds can’t handle the sight of a car crashing and someone being completely uninjured. I mean just look at ANY of the Russian dashcam videos and there’s bound to be at least one fatal crash shown.

That’s some clickbait shit right there. “Caught on camera” yet they edit out the crash. That’s directed at the Fox affiliate not you, Justin.

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.

That’s a pretty fucked up sentiment. Sure religion is fake, but he didn’t actually steal from the church. He stole from people he met at church. Stealing is bad, period.

Instead of “Rookie”, I thought the headline was going to say “An Actual Dolphin” and I wouldn’t have been any more or less surprised.

Far be it for me to stop the Pats hate train, but didn’t they just hand Stephon Gimore $40 million+ guaranteed, and trade for Cooks, Ealy, Allen, and sign Guy? None of whom are white.

I would have lost my shit and started chucking my university physics text books the moment that brake question came up. Well not really, those things were expensive. PLANES OF REFERENCE MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!

Are you in England? I’ve only heard Brits pronounce it that way. I’m assuming you are, since you said “adverts.” Kinda funny that Jeremy Clarkson makes fun of the way we Americans say it (though he does it with a southern drawl), but it’s actually pretty close to the way the rep said it.

“you should choke on my lijiang tower”

So the point remains that John Harbaugh is bad at calling personnel switches?

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

At the end of the game, Jim yelled out “Who’s got it better than us?” and in unison, the family screamed “Nobody!” and then everybody went inside and had pancakes and fucked. The Aristocrats!!

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.