Curious for clip, looked for clip, found no clip. Sad.

Pete: Well I’ll be a sonofabitch. Delmar’s been saved.

“Fans Misled; Pop Warner Competition More Challenging Than Initially Thought”

It is a classic trade.

I sometimes wish the NFL had relegation, just to see how low the Browns could really go.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?

I was always told by my Hispanic friends in school that “puto” meant something similar to “whore” or “bitch”, and that “maricon” was the homophobic slur of choice in Spanish. Learn something new I guess.

Old habits die hard, I guess. But if the team really wanted this behavior to change, shouldn’t they have named themselves Atlanta Delta?

After the game, Schröder put Dwight Howard in a box with a vial of poison to see if he could be simultaneously perceived as:

Dwight Howard was All-NBA first team in 2011-2012 and All-NBA second team in 2013-2014 but it sort of feels like roughly a thousand years since he’s been a relevant player.

How the hell do you name him Lipstick instead of Treesus Christ? Come on, stoner mountain brahs. This isn’t that hard.

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

Dat Ass.

I like this one very much. And it’s yellow!

I’m 100% with you about the Buick.

And I’m only wondering whatta hell happened to Toyota SF-R. Remember that little number?

On a 16-hour flight, I watched The Accountant; Dr. Strange: The Magnificent Seven; Kingsmen; and John Wick. The body count on this flight was astronomical .