FYI, we don't delete accounts, even if you get banned. If you get banned, then the account just becomes inaccessible. All of its comments are still public and visible.

I followed the long and short versions but I still get "This item isn't available by your carrier." It seems like this has been patched :(

Hi everyone, sorry about that. It's a Chrome-related bug and our tech team has been informed of the situation. They will get it resolved ASAP...or else.... >:)

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I suspended you once for being abrasive and insulting other commenters. Do you want me to extend that to a flat out ban? Read the community rules and read them well. I'm not warning you again.

Clearly you haven't tried naturally scrolling with your penis

I don't comment much, but when I do, it's usually unnecessary

.Doesn't seem to work for me on iOS 5 beta 2.

On December 6, 2010, ITU announced that current versions of LTE, WiMax and other evolved 3G technologies that do not fulfill "IMT-Advanced" requirements could be considered "4G", provided they represent forerunners to IMT-Advanced and "a substantial level of improvement in performance and capabilities with respect to…

Thanks for the shoutout!

Comment of the Day nominee?

They've been keeping me occupied with non-comment activities because they think I'm gonna Sheen if I'm let loose on here again :)

I like how the waste management guy is just sitting there while everyone is either rushing to help or is getting caught up in the chaos. He just looks on pretty much with a "fuck dat shit, I ain't going near dat" attitude.

Welcome to the family! I'm sure Blam's choice was a good one!

This just makes the upcoming layoffs sooooooo much easier

@Platypus Man: His terrible performance in Nemesis was party due to Stuart Baird's complete disregard of everything Star Trek. Baird didn't spend any time directing the actors because he had no idea how they should act. Sirtis and Burton have avidly voiced this gripe.

Is it possible that sports games get flak because from a design perspective, they aren't developing any new rules of play? The rules of play in any sports game are already established in the actual sport themselves, therefore all that needs to be done is for the rules to be converted into code.

The debate was ended with one simple phrase: "Nom? There's an app for that."

@Moonshadow Kati aka Lady Locksmith: Ever since I started working behind the scenes I've lost track of the regulars and their antics. You lost your star again? Oh Kati.... :)

Shame on them, the Gizmodo icon in the Browser window at 0:19 has the io9 icon instead