IF YOU HAVE SNOW LEOPARD PROCEED WITH CAUTION

It surprises me that people are actually surprised by this news. This was probably the sloppiest high profile corporate takeover I've seen in years. Nokia suddenly chooses Elop as CEO. Nokia instantaneously drops Symbian in favor of WP7 (with assurances that it has nothing to do with Elop being former MS brass). Nokia…

Fans screamed when Keaton was cast.

This is where I make a joke that goes of course one of the guys behind our Kinja overlords thinks Ben Affleck is a great idea. Of course! Honey, the AFFLAC duck would be better in this role than him.