I generally get pissed off when people complain about posts for which they have no interest...just don’t click on them, but holy fuck the e-sports stuff was just too much.

They disagree about the precise nature of Jesus, same as Judaism, but the God all three worship is the God of Abraham. These morons are getting into pissing contests over the exact same imaginary friend.

“But America is a Christian Nation™!”

Considering Tuesdays’ affinity for tacos, it was only a matter of time.

Is it that, or are they hating on Dieselgate by tagging an old VW? Idiots are not the brightest, so it wouldn’t shock me if this were the case, especially if there was ANOTHER VW tagged in the neighborhood, owned by an apparent white guy.

“I first saw President Trump as an ass...”

REDRUM.
(sorry - couldn’t resist.)

M badges on non-M BMWs.

You hear that? Bears. Now everyone’s in danger

Those kids still on your lawn?

Here’s an idiot proof diagram for the only correct recipe for a hot dog. Use it to research, and come back and tell me the error of your ways.

Now you’re just being ridiculous.

Chicagoan here. Please don’t ever visit. For your own health, well-being, and general safety.

Ketchup/catsup on a hotdog is blasphemous once you’re an adult (over 18).

Mustard is for hot dogs, not ketchup. You’re probably one of those monsters that considers hot dogs a sandwich too aren’t you?

Whether you’ve got the moral high ground, or the dash-cam footage, or not... If you tag the back of somebody who cuts you off, in most places you’re going to be the one at fault.

I hope you like being forced to drive at 1 MPH below the speed limit because the cars in front, and next to you think you’re a cop.

Not having sex with Kate Upton also worked for Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and Sandy Koufax. .