Maybe because you’re wrong. But who knows?

Any chance you brainwashed Trumpskis might not have a knee-jerk reaction to any news article that shows your Dear Leader acting in a less than perfectly rational manner? How about rejoining the reality-based community?

I’m shocked that Jameis Winston was somehow supplanted as the worst Seminole.

Nice Lexus IS you got there

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

She isn’t that hot.

counterpoint: “Hey Envy” would be a worse song

Especially at Baylor.

“He made Lebron look smart, which isn’t easy to do.”

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

We need to understand that the Bill of Rights isn’t some steadfast monolith which dispenses freedom to all around, it is an intruder alarm to guard freedom— a string of cans lain at the perimeter meant to clang and rattle and make the people aware when someone attempts to incur tyranny against liberty.

The Crapture.

OTOH, Pence just announced that Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

The Brat’s in the Cradle

I cannot fathom that this goblin regularly finds women willing to fuck him. Seriously- can you imagine this asshole all sweaty and flopping on top of you?

The author agrees:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Here’s a name that would shake up the New York AG race: Ric Ocasek.