You’re not kidding. It kills me when the “Southern Maine is just North Massachusetts!” starts. It’s like “You know we subsidize you, right?”
Stosh
stevemistarz
“Aunt Lydia”-Michelle Wolf to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, WHCD
Best Tweet of the night....
to THAT CLIP OF ROBERT DOWNEY JR. IN BLACKFACE FROMTROPIC THUNDER (are we just going to ignore that?)
I’m sorry about your small penis.
The point of the comment was to talk about all his cool gun shit. Nothing more.
“I also believe I would have parachuted into Bin Laden’s camp with one of those big guns, you know, one of those big Terminator guns that shoot, like, a million bullets a second, then kicked in the door and said, “Hey! Bin Ladin! Eat lead motherfucker!” then bam bam bam bam bam bam bam! Right between the eyes! Then,…
You know that has its basis in something like “No, Mr. President, I don’t believe a chicken tender, nibbled into the shape of Florid- oh, it’s a gun. I don’t believe a chicken tender, nibbled into whatever shape, is an appropriate response to Chinese purchases and investments in sub-Saharan Africa.”
Your reasoning for why flies don’t get hurt when you slap them is way off in my NOT A SCIENTIST opinion.
Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.
C’mon, we all know he would drive a 240 wagon.
No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew
Re: Ambassador to Panama
No, probably confederate
and great punk corporate shill in Aliens
Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.
If Brady is the best in the league, Drew is a close #2. He never gets the credit he deserves.
I do remember being super fucking stoked to see Limp Bizkit on the Warped Tour in 1997. Did I get a my ticket stub signed by Fred? Yes, yes I did.
For some reason, I keep detailed records of every concert/festival I’ve been to with a list of the bands I’ve actually watched. Here are my Warped Tour results: