They traded in the Chevy for a Cadilllacacacacac...

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Mazda, 6spd manual, diesel, wagon.

Only show worth watching recently? Clearly you have yet to experience Westworld.

Oof. Too bad he wasn’t a sight guy.

Guess you could say they... Dropped the mic.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Oh, eat a dick.

Water is clear (at least in small amounts). On large bodies of water, it appears blue due to the fact that red, orange and yellow light is absorbed more easily by the water. On smaller bodies of water like rivers and streams, impurities in the water can cause any number of different hues to be dominant. Most often…

Well the key detail here is that the White Sox have a recent WS win with a team that was far more dominant than this Cubs team in the playoffs. So we still get to feel a little superiority in that regard, when in reality, we are in so much fucking trouble.

Why not the Cleveland Rocks? It plays off the HOF there and the city’s connection to rock and roll, sounds kind badass and there’s already a theme song. And I’m sure they can come up with a cool, non-racist logo.

Even better, make it a trifecta:

Pronger has it.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

This actually happened, this year.

Fandom aside, this was easily the best baseball game I’ve ever watched, and somehow, the Cubs didn’t lose this game. Which, what? I really don’t know what to say other than I’m happy we did this and Holy Shit.

I am going to go scream inconsiderately and cry tears of joy and drink…

+1 Polish Sausage

EVERYONE GRAB TWO OF EACH ANIMAL AND RUN FOR THE HILLS, THE END IS NIGH, ARMAGEDDON HAS COME, JUDGMENT DAY IS UPON US, THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE.

The only two sporting squadrons I care about are the Cubbies and the NBA Lebrons. How amazing would it be if they BOTH came back from 3-1 to win their respective championships? Everyone would be so happy for me and I’d be the specialest dude in the world! :)