you are 100% wrong. park ridge is less than 15 miles from downtown, 10 miles from wrigley. just because it is an upper class suburb (or north side) does not mean she is any less a chicagoan, or any less a cubs fan.

I love when people try to claim that Park Ridge is a “snobby rich suburb.” Come on now, it’s not Wilmette. It’s basically Edison Park but just outside of the city.

I said it’s cool to see, because they are a great team. They’re fun to watch. Not because of their history. Because of Baez, Rizzo, Chapman. Watching their team jack homers. Shit is literally cool to watch how good they are, it’s fun. At this point I know you’re just trolling, but I honestly don’t get what people get…

I wonder how Mike from Milwaukee is doing.

All numerical answers are 83.

You went to elementary school with Donald Trump? And he bullied you? Holy shit, that’s a great story.

As a White Sox fan....what a dick. Jesus, dude, just let the other fans enjoy this.

“I’m a man! I’m 4G!”

The single engine that drives his psychology is a desire for dominance. It is about dominance and power. It is being able to walk into a room and take over.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

“Let me move into a neighborhood that has had a ballpark for 102 years and bitch about it”

Seriously though. SIUE? When you can’t even get into the good* SIU, your opinion can be safely disregarded.

Joy is such a disgusting emotion

What? The orange and black dials are awesome you shut your dirty mouth.

I love the self check-out because I’m faster than the cashiers and I don’t have the patience to watch them slowly scan my stuff with their dead, don’t-give-a-fuck eyes. Self check-out for lyfe!

Self checkout is awesome because A: nobody knows how to goddamn bag anymore so I’d rather do it myself and B: I don’t have to interact with a person.

Shut your damn mouth. Self Checkout is the greatest thing in the world, because it allows you to buy embarrassing as shit without having to face a judgemental cashier. They took out all the self checkout aisles from my CVS and I wanted to punch a child in the stomach. So now I have to buy several other things so…

Nothing worse than sandwich-eating members of the press second-guessing every player’s decisions.