He found Jesus and he’s having him deported as we speak.

Mark Cuban is election Santa.

Oh those guys... we have a locker room, drinking fountains, etc. but some of these guys like to bring a gallon jug of water/beverage with them, which they fill at the drinking fountain anyway, or some of the dudes that feel they don’t need to go to the locker room to change their shirts.

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I’M COUNTING ON BRAH

Oh, so you want to be outraged? Check out what their division rivals from NYC wore on their helmets, on this day of all days

Years from now, I’ll always know exactly where I was when I couldn’t check my fantasy stats. #neverforget

Dear Santa Clara cops,

Mutt-iny on the Bounty

I can call it anything I want? Cool! I'll call it Hawk Harrelson's Hometastic Stadium of Magical Fun and Whimsy!

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

So the white guy pretending to be black stays on, but the guy criticizing the white guy pretending to be black... he gets the axe?

“The Turbo-meister....makin’ smoky burnouts...with its turbo meister pow-er! Sportin Orange paint and gra-phics.” —Rich

Why would the brazilian government even try to pursue this further? Frankly it just makes the country look even worse and petty IMO.

And a generation of Canadian kids talking about an old, gray-haired Lochte beating Phelps.

Hey by the suicide machines

Don’t like ska? Uhhh fuck you?

You are entitled to be wrong. For the rest of us, here’s this

Hey Burneko, is the best horn song either: Mighty Mighty Bosstones - the Impression That I Get.... Or Reel Big Fish - Beer, or NOFX - eat the meek?

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

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