Crawl so hard.

I WAS THAT COMPLETE STRANGER!!

Reposting my response to GREG’s idea from last week.

You’re insane, Skyfall and Casino Royale were incredible

C&D 1993: 0-60 mph in 4.6 seconds. Stock. Yes, plenty of cars are that fast now, but consider that ‘93 was long enough ago that Car & Driver said the car was “as obscenely quick as Clyde Drexler on a fast break.”

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

I feel that I’ve gone wrong somewhere. Yeah. That’s wrong for sure. Wait. What the hell? Eh. Too lazy to change it.

??? It’s because the shape of the full window would not fit in the door frame. Same with the McLaren F1.

ICON Bronco...

THIS is the proper way to check your brakes.

dear @BBC_TopGear I am available for hosting of new NEW Top Gear

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

Pace has made it clear that this team needed to be nuked from space. The cap inflexibility paired with a lack of depth at virtually all positions indicates that you as a fan shouldn't worry about next year. This is a time for rebuilding, and Pace has done an amazing job in his first few months.

Furthermore, Marshall…

Cant his be a weekly list like Kitchenette does for behind closed ovens?

Shame on you for being an idiot.

That rear looks haz a sad kitten face.

...not really

If they are acting in direct political opposition to conservation efforts, how are they not? Because that's the problem here, not simply that they like to kill animals. They're creating conservationist organizations to oppose conservation.

Anyone who would kill an elephant for 'sport' needs the absolute shit beaten out of them.