It’s amazing all the plastic bits that get pulverized and get tossed out.  50 years ago the only thing that would have been thrown off would be some chrome, my grandfather’s tumbler of scotch, and his spleen.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

Jesus, I've never needed a whiskey at 6:30 am until now.

It’s good to know that in a sport where the U.S. Border Patrol was a car’s primary sponsor, the CEO endorsed Donald Trump for president, a noted bigotwas invited to lead a prayer before a race that asked God for a Republican president, and a collaboration was done with a racist and misogynistic sports blog, that Rick…

I am quite positive this exact list exists on a fetish website somewhere as best people to overhear having sex.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

The former White Soxis at best an average runner, but there wasn’t even a play at the plate as he scored an outright robbery of a run to put the Rays up 2-0.

I like to post this every once in a while

Gabe, god dammit im ready. Put a helmet and cup on me and I’ll roundhouse the butter long and true. How hard can it be? They put it in front of you, and you kick it to hell. It’s no different than your little trash can on a Monday. You’ve been preparing for this your entire professional career. And there is glory to…

Thanks for this. When I left the house this morning, I noticed the magnolia tree in our front yard was in full bloom and took a moment to appreciate its beauty. After reading this, I remembered that the real focus should be on all of those stupid flower petals which I will have to clean up over the coming weeks. Life…

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

The proposed deferred prosecution agreement calls for completion of an education course about prostitution

if you have a dog that’s under 25 lbs that is a cat.

It’s amazing how generous all of the commenters are . . . with other people’s money.

Whoever did the lightsaber version must have been pretty board.

Despite changing his number, when he loses his temper Matt once again becomes a DUMBA55.

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