A film about the 2009 Brawn GP team that saw Jenson Button with the F1 world championship would be amazing! 

Fuck Miami. Send them to Road America and we’ll be waiting with open arms. 

Ever heard them pronounce “aluminum”? It comes out as al-u-minium.

Interesting this is the ad that shows up near the bottom of the article.

I think Ron White and Charles Darwin deserve more attention than they receive. In fact, I think they were speaking specifically about chucklefucks like this. 

Blooper looks like a cross between Bob Uecker and Shrek. And I say that with the utmost love and respect for Uecker. 

I feel like Pocono is the Nurburgring of IndyCar Racing. It’s an incredibly exciting place to see them race, but also very dangerous, which is why it will likely face its own attrition.

I love the fact that you referenced lap dances while having a Vegas Golden Nights avatar. 

There’s no such thing as a nose full of blood. A nose empty of blood? Certainly! 

I’m afraid for Gasly that you’re right about Gasly. 

How could anyone possibly think we should feel bad for Mercedes? Mercedes can kiss my ass. This was the best race of the year because they weren’t in it!

Alanis - did you mention in any of your stories Rich Energy’s attempt to get in in the Force I dis administration proceedings during the 2018 season? Apparently they made a $30 million pitch to sponsor the team, which also seems odd because I don’t think that would have solved the administration issues. 

Bizarre story and awesome reporting! Well done!!

Well, at least Dorm finally got in front of the damn ball! 

I was just considering how fantastic it would have been if Pillar false charged the mound. 

Alas, you are incorrect. In Wisconsin we mix mayonnaise into the ground beef along with some onion soup mix. Get it right, Drew! 

I want this gal for a neighbor! Well done by her. This whole notion that a male-dominated government should be able to tell women what they can or cannot do with their bodies is disgusting. Get after it, ladies! 

“it’s probably the most ridiculous form of racing I can think of.”

You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby, right round round.