it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

“Sure, Rivers is great and all, but is he elite?”

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

Ummm...Al...er...Eppo? Al Eppo?

“Hmm, well.....I know that Assad is a town in Syria.”

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I thought he was dead. He wasn’t moving, so I had to pick him up. I’m like, ‘Sam, don’t be dead.’ Next play: bullet. You’re going, ‘Jesus, this guy’s a beast!’

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

Haha like the sex fluid!

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

Barbacoa

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

CTE is real, folks.

He’d have fully owned him if he was fatter.

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

Great place to keep a baby, especially with the drain plug.

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