Have you actually read the post, you clown?

You did see the part where someone specifically emailed him to tell him he was looking forward to it among the misery, right? And that mostly this is all in good fun for laughs

For the record, genuinely apologizing for something like this is the sign of being a healthy and normal person and not a “special snowflake” as some jackasses in the greys are saying.

Or maybe, just maybe, the entire world functions like that and your parents just did a shit job of emotionally educating you.

Spoiler: The above is true.

Are you flirting with me? ;)

Yes, yes, yes! Allow me to just luxuriate in your hate. It’s like a spa shower.

Okay, this has to stop. It’s not up to pop culture websites, social media, or people you encounter in the real world to not spoil plot elements to things you are interested in. If it matters that much to you, stay current with the show, or, I don’t know, avoid pop culture websites and social media until you catch up.

“What do the legend of Zelda and the American Tax Code have in common?”

...that the only way to actually earn Rupees is the violent redistribution of wealth by coming into your homes and smashing your shit?

...that 1% who have the most rupees hide them in pots and tall grass (HEDGE FUNDS GET IT!?) rather than putting…

White people in America generally do the right thing (eventually, if no other options are present).

Sadly it’s a bar our current president couldn’t have jumped over; not just because he’s a fat lazy sack of shit that believes that physical activity drains your “life force” but also because he’s racist.

Tragic. Take away sports and kids will grow up to be useless unproductive bums who lay on their couch all day commenting on Deadspin waiting for their Dominos to arrive.

It’s interesting that you can see into someone’s head and know whether they’re actually upset about something or not.

Yeah, this one needs to stay up because nothing, and I mean nothing, better captures white music than this statue. It’s all there.. overlord white man triumphantly self-satisfied with his own negro playing songs to make mighty white man feel better yes, but mostly to make mighty white man reel in hard owned money…

Millions of soldiers died at Shiloh. Many more at Gettysburg. A dozen southern rednecks sank a row boat in Tampa and they call that a battle? It’s kind of embarrassing when you think of it.

Next time they should do “Being able to dunk” vs. “Being able to hit a home run”

Uh, clearly flight is the better option here. Invisibility is only for creeps who want to spy on people, obviously.

I will take your Switch off your hands for $100 dollars, since it “has no games”.

It could be a launch Switch console and the joycons were only recently bought. You can swap them out, y’know. That’s kind of the whole point of the joycons.

Education is neither the sole source of intelligence nor a prerequisite for truth.

I had no difficulty completing Sonic Mania. This is not my first rodeo. I grew up with a Genesis because I wanted to one up my NES-owning friend down the street. Sonic has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Here’s a picture of the Sonic action figure I found at my parents’ house the other day. I…