Skip ahead to 2:51 to see him...jog?...and think smugly to yourself that although this irritated Brit is better at golf than you are at anything, you are still somehow more athletic than him.

Yea, hi. That’s my ticket.

Can’t wait for the final weekend in August when Billy can tell us the EPL title is decided since one of City/United/Chelsea is leading the table by 3 points.

he bashed in the first goal of the season just three minutes into Arsenal’s opener against Leicester, which they won 4-3 in dramatic fashion.

That trick with the Sting Ray to skip a huge chunk of the level was a thing of beauty.

Kushner has had sex with Trump’s daughter, something Trump can only dream of.

There’s really not a vas deferens between the two condiments when it comes to enjoying them with food.

Watched the trailer and now I’m going to Pre.

Racism, mostly.

He had me at “workee”

Y’know that when you apply for a job, you get to determine which work experience you share with the new job, right?

Thanks for the early morning laugh. You seem not to have an understanding of insurance or the ACA.... Trump voter perhaps?

It’s because conservatives have been so effective in convincing Americans than public health care is for Communists.

This game doesn’t just feature nudity. It features sexual assault and encourages the player to conduct said assault.

100% ok to be disappointed he’s taking a break. 0% ok to be a raging dick and demand he make videos for you nonstop. Its not the same level of a break that Nostalgia critic took (granted NC was planning on quitting permanently), but if it refreshes him half as much his show would be in a great place.

How to Mangle a Survey, by Darren Rovell

Professional gamers play games as a job, which means they live in a team house and maintain an intense training regimen, spending 8+ hours a day doing drills, scrimming, discussing strategy, and analyzing match videos. It requires both talent, dedication, and incredible work ethic to be successful in esports.…

Keep in mind that $50k is the minimum, and doesn’t take into account prize money.

Good! Next, Union protections and proper overtime compensation.

So Blizzard wants their best pro players treated like actual people and employees of a company rather than “just gamers who should feel lucky to even be involved”.