The latest figures state there are about 38 million people in California. Which are you suggesting:

Who did this? They deserve all the awards.

Hey, he may not look like Happy Gilmore, but that’s a pretty good 2015 Tiger Woods impression.

“I don’t want them taught anymore. I don’t want anyone else to have to read this garbage.”

There is something truly evil about book banning. It’s selfish, controlling and obscene as far as I’m concerned. It’s the battlefield of small minded pearl clutchers who should be soundly ignored instead of catered to. If you don’t like a book? Don’t read it. Don’t you dare try and remove it from others to read.…

I know that in order to create a hypersonic wind tunnel you need a near vacuum in it, so, I’d guess at yes?

I think it’s more called that because it is faster than sonic speeds than actually being sonic in space, because we all remember the tag line from Alien :D

No Catherine Tate. Really, no, no Catherine Tate. Katherine Parkinson, yes. Tate? Oh dear, no.

In at least one case their wacky neighbor Pod will mistakenly promise two different women that he’ll have sex with them at the same time and place. His shenanigous (coining it) plot will require him to borrow the baby to get out of it.

Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.

Can I ask for a small concession in regard to the headline? Please re-write it so that it doesn’t make some of the smartest and talented people in the human race seem like incompetent dummies. Failures lead to successes, and what they are doing is in fact rocket science. They will have learned from this failure, and…

The original House of Cards is 10x better than the remake, and takes up 1/3 of the time.

The original House of Cards is 10x better than the remake, and takes up 1/3 of the time.

I stopped paying attention when Philadelphia tanked a season to get the first sorting hat pick.

Am I the only person who thinks The Stand is highly overrated?

So what you’re saying is... He made a deal...

Actually, the dolphin equivalent of “wheeeeeee!” IS “wheeeeeeee!”

Oh sure, humans die without water, but is it worth it to live in a world with ugly golf courses?

No, the point people are still missing about Jurassic World is:

Reminds me of this conversation between writers of The Sid Caesar Show about which numbers are funny, except the Caesar crew are arguing from their guts and the Futurama folks are bringing their math skills to it.